lmao, wiping the tears of laughter away... oh, i haven't read any of your source material, and this is hysterical. loved the transition from storybook to archetypal quotes of his friends. and they were so spot-on!

sausage dog? organizing the money? hee! i'm laughing as i try to type this... oh, ... lol

i think it's going to be a few days before this: "Is that my cow?
It goes, "Bloody hell! Who ate all the Weetabix?!”
That’s my cow!" stops repeating in my head.

so good. am adding to memories. hee!