AMAZING. This was so amazing I stayed up to read it when I should be sleeping. It's just that good.

AND THIS:
“So now we get to go hunt for it. Awesome,” Dean grumbles, but he slaps Sam on the shoulder as he heads for his duffel. “Nice work, Bones.”

I DESPERATELY NEED DEAN TO CALL SAM BONES ON THE SHOW. If only he didn't hate procedural cop shows. =/
..Bones totally doesn't count. Bones is awesome.