When the claiming excitement was whirling around for
j2_everafter, I got caught up in the energy (and, let's face it, glee and mild wackiness surrounding a Disney fest) and thought, "OMG, how much would I love to see Princess!Jensen and Assistant Pigkeeper!Jared? A LOT." And I signed up for The Black Cauldron.
This is
loosely inspired by that movie. A little more so by the books. But when I went back to the source (which for me was actually the books, plus Wikipedia) I realized that a) I was simply not up to writing the level of crack that would be required to set it in Prydain, b) Eilonwy annoyed me a heck of a lot more than I remembered, and also, c) the original holds some special memories for me (and my husband) and I ran the risk of messing that up if I wrote a parody.
So! The setting is different, the style is different. But those who know the source characters may recognize the shapes of the companions, of Achren and Arawn, and of course the oracular HenWen. The Assistant Pigkeeper is still on a journey of self-discovery, and the Cauldron's version of immortality is still a curse fervently sought. And this is probably the crackiest thing I've written (at least in this fandom.)
Warnings for: moderate amounts of crack, mild schmoop, improbable science, rapid-fire exposition, rolling happily around in mad scientist clichés, language not ordinarily heard in a Disney movie, and making Genevieve (Cortese) Padalecki a villain again. I bear her no ill will whatsoever, but one needs villains, and Ruby and Lucifer fit the bill!
Many thanks to
dancetomato for beta-reading this, especially when it expanded from its original draft of ~2K to be over 10K words. She is a pretty, pretty princess. ♥ Also, very many thanks to the mods of
j2_everafter who kindly set aside today as a free-for-all, catch-up posting day for those of us who missed our assigned date. That is a beautifully generous gesture, which made me feel a whole lot better when I was ill on/around my original posting date. ♥
( 'Morgan's gonna kill you when he finds out.' )