at some point the fact-checking has to stop

I now know what a nautical mile is, how fast the average human can walk/swim/run, what an MRI pulse is doing to protons, and how long it takes for water purification tablets to work. Also, what time the sun will set on June 18, 2015 in Phoenix. I NEED TO QUIT MESSING WITH THIS DAMN STORY BEFORE I WEAR OUT GOOGLE. Or drive my husband crazy.

DT, it will be with you TONIGHT, I swear. *flails*