"...Are we not all, in some way, looking for our cow?"

Ok, can't believe I'm posting this, let alone wrote it, but what the hey. So, I was home sick, alternately napping and working my way through various people's archives, and I came across reremouse's Donut Boy series. And I read the epilogue, in which Xander announces to Spike, "You're my cow."

And that came together in my head with Pratchett's most recent offering, and...well. The twisted result is the product of my sick mind. Rated PG-13.

Disclaimer: The original Where's My Cow? is copyright Terry Pratchett and I offer sincere apologies to Discworld fans everywhere.

( Moo )